About Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even...
The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign."
- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -
"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up"
- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -
Game Features:
Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Dual against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
Previous Versions
Here you can find the changelog of Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator since it was posted on our website on 2016-12-31 00:16:54.
The latest version is 1.11 and it was updated on 2024-04-22 11:25:00. See below the changes in each version.
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator version 1.11
Updated At: 2017-07-25
Changes: Ladies, Gentlemen, Psychopaths,
At your special request: enjoy the company of Postal Dude, a disturbing guest star with the original voice of Rick Hunter! If you can figure out how to unlock him ...
And if you hadn’t had enough of weird characters saying absurd and unpleasant things, check out the new game in the series: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast.
Huge thanks to the friendly gentlemen at Running With Scissors for letting use The Postal Dude and helping us with the recording.
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator version 1.07
Updated At: 2017-01-16
Changes: - New character - an enterprising Cockney called Albert. Just Albert. (Do you remember that mysterious black chap from our promo art? He’s finally in the game!),- AI tweaks,- From player suggestions: the hand won’t hide till you’re out of tea, so you’ll always remember to have that one last sip,- Satan is less cruel now. Which means it’s easier to get “The Number of The Beast” achievement,- Serious Sam is a bit harder to unlock now - the ease of unlocking him was previously a result of a bug
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator version 1.05
Updated At: 2016-11-11
Changes: *** Without this update you will not be able to play multiplayer games against players who have installed it ***,• New Guest Character: Sam “Serious” Stone,• Disconnecting now counts as escaping,• Multiplayer score changes are now saved after one of the players wins, but before the final dialogue (so you are free to disconnect during the dialogue),• Bigger penalties if a player delays making their move for more than 15 seconds, several times in a row
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